To continue what has become a tradition, tonight we bring you our favorite “notable” from this years’ Darwin Awards, given annually to people who are caught doing things so stupid that they become case studies in Natural Selection.
And our favorite one tonight is this:
A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer… $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?]
Sure, it’s not nice to laugh at other people’s misfortunes, but we feel it’s also very useful to know what it looks like to emphatically NOT “Get It.” We’d say this guy qualifies.
That’s all we have to say about that.
The Gurus of Get It!